Because I’m a good sport I entered the most handsome dog competition at the dogs trust open day. Was there ever category more appropriate for me, surely a no brainer? Didn’t even get placed anywhere near the top six, and to add insult to injury a pug did! Robbed I tell you! Still I kept my cool and relaxed on the grass next to that bit of fluff.
The 40 mph Couch Potatoes 
That’s no way to talk about her ladyship…..