Can’t make my mind up if this is all cutsy and they are saying hello … Or if the dog is going sniff sniff yes I can confirm I ate your brother this morning … I reckon Mr Rabbit will only last as long as the supply of dog food and treats.

  
I came across this yesterday and it very eloquently sums up my feelings.   It was biblical yesterday … I was looking for an ark!?!   But just for the record I don’t want a hat … Someone to carry an umbrella possibly …

  
I recently acquired the Mafia franchise for my area and I understand I need to have a series of “events” that indicate my increasing dis-satisfaction with someone.   I will obviously start with me tinkling on their favourite plant, then pooing on their door step, and of course the finale will be a dog’s head on their pillow.  I only have one so I’ll have to recycle 🙂

  
This is my favourite band … They have entered X Factor as “The Couch Potatoes” and I expect you to all vote for them!?!

  
I have a nasty feeling that my humans may feel tempted to adopt another greyhound or lurcher … Whilst I’m quite happy to see my cousin Barney every now and again I DON’T want to share anything with another dog!?!

  
This is the new personally approved cruelty-free (at least to me) form of greyhound racing … Basically it involves me watching silly humans race … Suckers 🙂

  
Her ladyship tried to take a selfie with me, but due to poor camera skills just got an enormous photo of my snoze … Hardly worth the effort especially as she was interrupting my essential sleep.   I’m go to call the press complaints commission and grass her up as “pap” ….

Couple of snaps of the boys together.

Pass the brown paper bags, me and his lordship are hyperventilating. The floods have cut us off from Waitrose!

Also can’t get to Tesco so lucky Morrisons opened near by to do the panic buying in.